The suspects BEHIND the BRC Post Office

 



Wanted!


Name: The General
Aliases: unknown
Hair: playa-colored
 Eyes: unknown
  Identifying Marks: huge smile,
              beer in at least one hand
   Last known location: open playa
 



This suspect is wanted for numerous counts of inciting riots and reckless distribution of alcohol.
 


Wanted!


Name: Jason
Alaises: Sex Offender,
              the other sailor boy
Hair: playa-colored
 Eyes: blue
  Identifying marks:
     complete lack of tan
   Last known location:
      Bob's Rainforest
 

We're not exactly sure what he's guilty of. Any girl who has been in his tent refuses to testify.

Wanted!


Name: Nutmeg Alfredo
Alaises: Spank
Hair: playa-colored
 Eyes: grey
  Identifying marks: strangely
    attractive 1 piece dress
   Last known location:
      BRCPO
 


Instigation. Misdirection. Character Defamation.